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Apr 03 2009

Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby …

Published by smitch at 12:11 pm under Humor Edit This

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although hen I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but he always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off,
as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out gain and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole treet when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.  Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

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One Response to “Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby …”

  1. jillianzon 03 Apr 2009 at 7:33 pm edit this

    Hahaha, really funny, I was really into the Dear Abby post, then the ending came and I really wasn’t expecting it.

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